Saturday, January 29, 2011

Apprehensive Films Top 5 Sexiest Scream Queens

Yes, we here at Apprehensive Films have decided to name who we feel are the Top 5 Sexiest Scream Queens in horror movie history. Now I'm sure many will disagree with this list, please feel free to comment with your own picks. Enjoy the pics. They're ranked according to sexiness!

Number 5:
Danielle Harris
  • Halloween 4

  • Halloween 5

  • Urban Legend

  • Rob Zombie's Halloween 1 & 2

  • Blood Night: Legend of Marry Hatchet

  • Black Waters of Echo's Pond

  • Night of the Living Dead Origins 3D

  • The Victim

  • Chromeskull: Laid to Rest 2

Number 4:

Ami Dolenz

  • Children of the Night

  • Stepmonster

  • Infested

  • Witchboard 2

  • Pumpkinhead 2

  • Ticks

Number 3:

Linnea Quigley

  • Don't Go Near The Park

  • Graduation Day

  • Fatal Games

  • Silent Night, Deadly Night

  • Return of the Living Dead

  • Nightmare Sisters

  • Creepozoids

  • Sorrority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama

  • Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers

  • Dead Heat

  • Nightmare on Elms Street 4

  • Night of the Demons

  • Witchtrap

  • Blood Church

  • Pumpkinhead 2

  • Jack-O

  • Sick-O-Pathics

  • Fatal Frames

  • Death Mask

  • Horrorvision

  • Corpses Are Forever

  • Zombigeddon

  • Rockville Slayer

  • Many More

Number 2:

Ingrid Pitt

  • Sound of Horror

  • Chimes at Midnight

  • Where Eagles Dare

  • Vampire Lovers

  • Countess Dracula

  • House That Dripped Blood

  • Wicker Man

  • Thriller

Number 1:

Caroline Munro

  • Abominable Dr. Phibes

  • Dracula AD 1972

  • Dr. Phibes Rises Again

  • Golden Voyage of Sinbad

  • At the Earth's Core

  • Maniac

  • Last Horror Film

  • Slaughter High

  • Demons 6

  • Flesh For The Beast

  • Starcrash

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Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Crippled Masters 2 & 3 On DVD Today!

Yes today is the official release date for The Crippled Masters 2: Two Crippled Heroes and The Crippled Masters 3: Fighting Life! The sales are on fire! You can pick them up directly from us, right now 23% off the retail price, at or You can also pick them up at your favorite online retailer.

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Monday, January 24, 2011 Now Part of The Apprehensive Films/TheGrindHouse.Net Family

Apprehensive Films is proud to now officially host the official online store for rising Stand-Up Comedian, Keith Lowell Jensen. is now part of the family of online stores, which includes, all the official Apprehensive Films titles and Ernie Fosselius' catalog!

Check back to often for new products and updates. Currently you can pick up Why Lie? I Need a Drink (feature length documentary Starring KLJ), To The Moon (KLJ's Stand Up Comedy CD), Oh Holy Day (KLJ's book of short fiction) and so much more!

To help promote we're currently offering 20% off with coupon code "KLJ"

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Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Colony of the Dark, Released Today... Partially

Colony of the Dark's official DVD release date is today. It is currently available direct from Apprehensive Films at and on Amazon but there was a mix-up with our wholesaler and the film will be available in other outlets like, Barnes & Noble's website etc, in a few weeks. But why wait, grab a copy from us today!

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Sunday, January 16, 2011

Why Lie? I Need a Drink Review in The San Francisco Chronicle

The review for Why Lie? I Need a Drink ran in the San Francisco Chronicle today. For those of you who don't read physical papers anymore you can check out the review here:

It's a solid review written by none other than legendary Creature Features Horror Host, John Stanley! Check out more about John Stanley here:

"Why Lie? I Need a Drink emerges as an amusing portrait of panhandlers..." - The San Francisco Chronicle.

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Saturday, January 15, 2011

Solid 1980's Slasher Featuring Jason Alexander

I just watched The Burning, AKA Cropsy, an early entry in the slasher genre from 1981. The film is a pretty much a slasher by-the-numbers outing, but was produced and written by Bob and Harvey Weinstein (Miramax & The WeinStein Company) features special FX by Tom Savini and starrs many recognizable faces, including Jason Alexander (George from Seinfeld).

The Burning is not a remarkably good film, but is a lot of fun with some decent jolts and it's one of the often overlooked entries in the slasher genre. It's available on DVD from MGM. Well worth a look.

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Thursday, January 13, 2011

Win DVDs of The Crippled Masters 2, 3 & Colony of the Dark!

Here's your chance to win a copy of the Crippled Masters 2, Crippled Masters 3 or Colony of the Dark. Visit for your shot at winning one of these great new DVDs from Apprehensive Films. Hurry because the contest ends January 31st!

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Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Porklips Now Finally Available for Digital Download

Due to popular demand, Apprehensive Films has gone through all the required steps and paperwork to finally make Ernie Fosselius' masterpiece send-up of Apocalypse Now, Porklips Now finally available for digital downloading and online streaming rentals through Amazon VOD.

Porklips Now: Porklips Now, the cult classic send up of Apocalypse Now. Ernie "Hardware Wars" Fosselius take us into the Heart of Dimness when a young barbeque chef (Billy Gray) is sent into Chinatown to end the career of Fred "Madman" Mertz, an insane butcher who's cutting meat prices to pennies per pound. Brand new telecine transfer from original 16mm vault materials.

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