Wednesday, November 23, 2011
Hardware Wars Christmas Special, Limited Edition 2-Disc Set, Available Just in Time for the Holidays!!
Limited Edition Double Disc Holiday Special Includes:
30th Anniversary Edition of the award-winning classic short film Hardware Wars. Plus many extras: Director's Commentary, Creature Features TV Spot, The Prequel, The Unauthorized Foreign Re-make, The Director's Cut and Much Much More!
BUT WAIT, That's not all!! We're also including, as a very special holiday gift to you, How Hardware Wars Saved Christmas on a second DVD. How Hardware Wars Saved Christmas is a talking storybook slide show that was created and narrated by Ernie Fosselius (the mastermind behind the original Hardware Wars). Brought to you in visually relaxing 2-D! No glasses required.
This is limited to just 500 units. Each unit is hand numbered.
Release Date: 12/13/11
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Friday, November 18, 2011
The Devil (1981) Limited Edition DVD Coming 12/20/11 From Apprehensive Films
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Thursday, October 27, 2011
Secretions Music Video, Cemetery Pogo Wins Favorite Music Video @ PollyGrind!!!
- Jonathan Morken
President, Apprehensive Films
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Wednesday, October 19, 2011
Free Shipping on All Orders $25.00 or More at www.TheGrindHouse.Net
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
25% Storewide Sale at www.TheGrindHouse.Net
Many of the titles have limited stock so we will sell out of them and we need to clear out some room in the warehouse for a whole bunch of new stuff coming in soon. Order now.
Private Parts DVD back in limited stock!
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Saturday, July 9, 2011
2011 is a Year of Major Change for Apprehensive Films & The World
2011 Has Been a Strange New World to Most Everyone.
- The Unemployment Rate in the US is at an All-Time High since the Great Depression.
- Disney Laid-Off 250 People from their Distribution Division.
- A Hamburger Restaurant is Opening in Folsom CA, near where I live, More than 800 People Have Applied for Jobs There.
- Nasa Laid-Off 9,000 People.
- The Government Planned to Create 18,000 New Jobs, They Succeeded in Creating 1,800...
The list of depressing fact goes on and on, way too long to mention them all here. It's time for major change and it has to start from the bottom up, if you're waiting for it to "Trickle Down" you'll die poor, old and still waiting. Things need to change at the base line, Entrepreneurs are the future. People who can create their own income. If your old sales channel isn't working, find a new one. Keep turning over rocks, there will be gold under some of them. Swallow your pride and do what needs to be done. Post up next to a RedBox and start selling your indie movie hand to hand. Start selling your CD's out the trunk of your car. Look at getting your product into niche markets that may be flourishing in a poor economy. Medical Marijuana Dispensaries anyone? Move forward, the VHS Boom is gone, but something just as exciting could be right around the corner, but we have to get off our asses and find it. If we don't initiate change on our end, the rich will just become wealthier and the poor will die.
- Jonathan Morken
Apprehensive Films
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Saturday, July 2, 2011
Saturday, June 18, 2011
Video Disease: Human Anomalies, a New Film to be Produced by Apprehensive Films
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Tuesday, May 31, 2011
Keith Lowell Jensen, Double Plus Good on Pre-Sale Now!
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Tuesday, May 24, 2011
Heart Full of Napalm DVD on Clearance at www.TheGrindHouse.Net
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Rivers of a Lost Coast In-Store Distribution with Borders
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Apprehensive Films Talks with B-Movie.com About The Crippled Masters
Monday, May 16, 2011
Rivers of a Lost Coast: Standard Edition Release Date 5-17-11
Saturday, May 14, 2011
It's Midnight on Friday The 13th!
Thursday, May 12, 2011
New Ads for www.TheGrindHouse.Net
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Why Lie? I Need a Drink Enters the Digital World
Finally Apprehensive Films, in-house produced, documentary "Why Lie? I Need a Drink" is available for digital downloads and streaming rentals on Amazon Instant Video! Go rent or download it now at: http://www.amazon.com/Why-Lie-I-Need-Drink/dp/B00503BDXK/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-video&ie=UTF8&qid=1305097970&sr=1-1
Why Lie? I Need a Drink: We've all heard the urban legend of the panhandler hopping in his nice car and making his way to a comfortable home after a day of begging on the freeway off-ramp. Comedian Keith Lowell Jensen decided to find out just how hard it really is to make money holding up a cardboard sign. With his sights set on the easy life Jensen spent countless hours employing every gimmick imaginable in an attempt to make his fortune. Trying everything from panhandling dressed like a giant banana, as a mime, a regular homeless person and even Uncle Sam, Jensen tried every trick in the book. Can you really make a good living begging? Is anyone doing it? Find out when you watch this enlightening, poignant and hilarious new documentary from Apprehensive Films.
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Saturday, May 7, 2011
Movies You've Never Heard of: The Amazing Mr. No Legs
The film was released in 1979 and was Directed by Ricou Browning (the actor who played the Gill Man in the underwater shots of Creature From the Black Lagoon).
Meet Mr. No Legs! Deadly professional hit-man for a drug syndicate... and a limbless cripple! With his cool wheelchair, armed with shotguns and throwing stars. His amazing kung fu skills mean trouble for everyone he confronts, even his own boss! Things get ugly when a unlucky drug dealer kills No Legs girl by accident.
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Friday, May 6, 2011
Two Theatrical Screenings Booked for A Farewell To Arm
The first screening is in Queens on May 10th. More information at: http://www.egarage.tv/thegarages/view/love-vinny-vino-a-farewell-to-arm-and-more
The second screening is an OFFICIAL SELECTION of the Hoboken International Film Festival screens Saturday, June 4th, 6 PM at Cedar Lane Cinemas, 503 Cedar Lane, Teaneck, NJ 07666.
"A Farewell to Arm" from the Snyder Brothers, who brought you "Reaper Madness". A Hemingway-esque spoof of manhood via a father-son arm wrestling challenge.
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Keith Lowell Jensen - Double Plus Good Pre-sale
The pre-sale for the double disc release of "Keith Lowell Jensen - Double Plus Good" is now live and ready to go. You can pre-order the release at many online retailers like CDuniverse.com, Buy.com, DeepDiscount.com or directly at http://www.amazon.com/Jensen-Keith-Lowell-Double-Drink/dp/B004T1RATU/ref=sr_1_2?s=dvd&ie=UTF8&qid=1304466902&sr=1-2
Streets: 6/21/11
We will have the release up in the KLJ Shop very soon along with the pre-sale for Cats Made of Rabbits.
Double Plus Good: This is the amazing double disc release from comedian Keith Lowell Jensen. It includes the feature length documentary ""Why Lie? I Need a Drink"" and the hilarious stand-up comedy CD ""To The Moon"". Special features include: interview with Director Keith Lowell Jensen, theatrical trailer, TV spots, Internet promos and deleted scenes. Keith Lowell Jensen is an indie comic to watch with recent appearances on Spike TV, The George Lopez Show and at comedy clubs across the country. This is a truly hilarious double disc set that you can watch and listen to over and over agian.
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Saturday, April 30, 2011
Apprehensive Films Signs Distribution Deal With Diamond Comics
Apprehensive Films signed the paperwork today to bring the Comic Book Independents DVD directly to comic book shops across the country through the largest comic book distributor in the United States, Diamond Comics. Look for it in the June issue of Previews.
Comic Book Independents: Discover what it really takes to strike out on your own and become the next big name in graphic novels. Twenty-four respected creators unveil the secrets of the artistic mind, by talking about their favorite medium, the lowest of low-brow arts: Comic Books.
Featured Interviews:
Kevin Eastman (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turltes)
Shannon Wheeler (Too Much Coffee Man)
Scott McCloud (Uderstanding Comics)
Erik Larsen (The Savage Dragon)
Robert Williams (Zap!)
Craig Thompson (Blankets)
Wendy Pini (Elfquest)
Jim Woodring (Frank)
Tony Millionaire (Maakies)
Keith Knight (Knight Life)
Eric Powell (The Goon)
Carla Speed McNeil (Finder)
& a Dozen More!
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Friday, April 22, 2011
GirlFriends DVD, Lesbian Horror In Stock at www.TheGrindHouse.Net
First time on DVD! Out of print for over a decade -- a cult classic from the director of TOWNIES and the creators of the KILLER NERD films! "Despite its low, low budget, this kinky tale of a pair of likable lesbian serial killers is an inventive combination of HENRY: PORTRAIT OF A SERIAL KILLER and PINK FLAMINGOS. Pearle and her butch lover Wanda make a modest living picking up a variety of men and, right before the seduction, blowing their heads off and making off with their wallets. An ironic thriller loaded with shockingly graphic splatter effects, sly humor and a surprise ending. Lesbian empowerment has never been so unnerving for the males in the audience!"
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Crippled Masters 3 Review
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Wednesday, April 13, 2011
H.G. Lewis Classic Wizard of Gore on DVD in Stock at www.TheGrindHouse.Net
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
First Wholesale Order Just Came in for Keith Lowell Jensen's Double Plus Good Release!
Monday, April 11, 2011
Colony of the Dark, Now In Stock with Major Retailers
Friday, April 8, 2011
Rob Bottin, The Most Overlooked Special FX Master in Horror Film History?
- Piranha 1978
- The Fog 1980
- The Howling 1981
- The Thing 1982
- Legend 1985
- Robocop 1987
- Total Recall 1990
- Se7en 1995
- Fight Club 1999
- Charlie's Angels 2000
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Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Hardware Wars T-Shirts -- Only Two Left at TheGrindHouse.Net
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Keith Lowell Jensen's New Stand-Up Comedy CD Kickstarter!
Monday, April 4, 2011
SWEDISH SENSATIONSFILMS Book Now For Sale at TheGrindHouse.Net, Christina Lindberg
Friday, March 25, 2011
Porn Stars Featured in Horror Films, Jenna Jameson, Marilyn Chambers, Amber Lynn, Veronica Hart
Rabid - Marilyn Chambers
1977 - Directed by David Cronenberg
Rose (Marilyn Chambers) suffers severe wounds in a motorcycle accident. Experimental surgery turns her into a vampire of sorts that infects her victims with a incurable and fatal case of mania that resembles rabies.
Things - Amber Lynn
1989
A guy and his friend go to his brothers house to drink a ton of beer and end up having to fight some ant-like sharp-toothed creatures that were born of the brother's sickly wife. Amber Lynn plays a news reporter, pretty badly too.
Bloodsucking Pharaohs in Pittsburgh - Veronica Hart
1991
Concerns a mysterious Egyptian slasher terrorizing Pittsburgh and a scantly-clad Veronica Hart.
Evil Breed: Legend of Samhain - Jenna Jameson
2003, AKA: Samhain
Also features Chasey Lain and Ginger Lynn Allen. Two American tourists on a romantic camping trip are brutally murdered. A few days later, during the ancient festival of Samhain, a group of American university students moves into a beautiful cottage, surrounded by a lush forest and a majestic lake. They are here to learn about the rituals of the ancient Druids and other Celtic legends. But in the remains of an abandoned copper mine, lives the ancestors of an incestuous clan of cannibals. Stalked by a hulking, disfigured mutant, the students and their chaperone are in for the most harrowing time of their young lives.
Zombie Strippers - Jenna Jameson
2008
Miss Jameson seems to be becoming a favorite porn star to be featured in low budget horror movies. No plot summary required.
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Rivers of a Lost Coast In More Outlets for Pre-Sale!
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
The Original Basket Case on DVD! Now Available at www.TheGrindHouse.Net
Basket Case: Carrying a mysterious wicker basket around with him Duane Bradley arrives in Manhatten. Whats in the basket? Why Duane's hideously misshapen siamese twin brother Belial of course! Duane has hit the big apple to wreak havoc on the surgeons who separated them.
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Comic Book Independents Screening in San Francisco!
Facebookers can check out the event here: http://www.facebook.com/#!/event.php?eid=146481555409547
Check out Mission Comics and Art: http://www.missioncomicsandart.com/
Mission Comics and Art
3520 20th St. Suite B
San Francisco, CA 94110
Ph. # 415-695-1545
If you can't make it to the screening, you can pick up a copy of the movie here:
http://www.amazon.com/Comic-Book-Independents-Kevin-Eastman/dp/B004ECLQ6W/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1300859486&sr=8-1
Comic Book Independents:
Discover what it really takes to strike out on your own and become the next big name in graphic novels. Twenty-four respected creators unveil the secrets of the artistic mind, by talking about their favorite medium, the lowest of low-brow arts: Comic Books. Featured Interviews:
Kevin Eastman (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turltes)
Shannon Wheeler (Too Much Coffee Man)
Scott McCloud (Uderstanding Comics)
Erik Larsen (The Savage Dragon)
Robert Williams (Zap!)
Craig Thompson (Blankets)
Wendy Pini (Elfquest)
Jim Woodring (Frank)
Tony Millionaire (Maakies)
Keith Knight (Knight Life)
Eric Powell (The Goon)
Carla Speed McNeil (Finder)
& a Dozen More!
Monday, March 21, 2011
The Apprehensive Films Archive Collection is Here!
The current release schedule is:
Amputee With an Axe:
6/14
Cinema Insomnia: Bigfoot Mysterious Creature
6/21
Adventures in Space:
6/28
Cinema Insomnia: Carnival of Souls
7/5
Sunday, March 20, 2011
House on Haunted Hill - Starring Vincent Price
Would you stay in a haunted house for one night for $10,000? That is the situation of five strangers who have been invited by Frederick Loren to stay at a house where many murders have taken place. As the night wears on, strange sounds and ghostly visions appear to the guests. Will they be able to make it through the night or will someone end up dead? Or was it all a hoax?
House on Haunted Hill stars the eerie Vincent Price as the wealthy playboy Frederick Loren. Director William Castle enjoyed gimmicks. In some of the theaters showing the movie he rigged a skeleton to fly above the audience at the correct time with the movie. Much of the movie s success is owed to Castle's ingenuity.
Saturday, March 19, 2011
Crippled Masters Promo on B-Movie.com
Cats Made Out of Rabbits - Keith Lowell Jensen Prototype
Thursday, March 10, 2011
Colony of the Dark YouTube Review & DVD Give Away
We've also teamed up with The Celebrity Cafe to do a Colony of the Dark DVD give away. Hurry and enter now, only 10 copies are available for the give away.
http://thecelebritycafe.com/contests/colony-dark-dvd
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Thursday, March 3, 2011
Keith Lowell Jensen, Star of Why Lie? I Need a Drink, is on Fire!
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
Bad Girls Go To Hell DVD, Continues to be a Fan Favorite!
Bad Girls Go To Hell: One of the roughest and most provocative films to come out of 1965! Bad Girls Go to Hell because they're possessed with sex and they know no shame. After murdering her rapist, Ellen hits the road and ends up in some very disturbing situations. She is used and abused throughout the entire film!
Thursday, February 17, 2011
Another Solid Review For Why Lie? I Need a Drink
Read the full review here: http://www.videolibrarian.com/othervideo.html#Anchor-30228
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Two New Releases Coming From Apprehensive Films
Rivers of a Lost Coast: Standard Edition
Tom Skerritt returns to fly fishing for the first time since "A River Runs Through It", to narrate this documentary on California's history of coastal fly fishing. This DVD includes the award-winning feature film, never before seen extra footage, deleted scenes and other bonus features. Using never before seen footage, vintage phots, archival headlines and exclusive interviews, Rivers of a Lost Coast shows a side of California most people never knew existed.
Street Date: 5-17-11
Keith Lowell Jensen: Double Plus Good (Why Lie? I Need A Drink/To The Moon)
This is the amazing double disc release from comedian Keith Lowell Jensen. It includes the feature length documentary "Why Lie? I Need a Drink" and the hilarious stand-up comedy CD "To The Moon". Special features include: interview with Director Keith Lowell Jensen, theatrical trailer, TV spots, Internet promos and deleted scenes. Keith Lowell Jensen is an indie comic to watch with recent appearances on Spike TV, The George Lopez Show and at comedy clubs across the country. This is a truly hilarious double disc set that you can watch and listen to over and over agian.
Street Date: 6-21-11
Thursday, February 3, 2011
Pre-Order Comic Book Independents DVD Now at FYE.com and Tons More!
Discover what it really takes to strike out on your own and become the next big name in graphic novels. Twenty-four respected creators unveil the secrets of the artistic mind, by talking about their favorite medium, the lowest of low-brow arts: Comic Books.
"I would highly recommend this documentary to anyone intersted in comics." -- Ain't It Cool News
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
Safety First: The Rise of Women, The Most Depraved Safety Film Ever Made! Now Available at TheGrindHouse.Net
Safety First: The most depraved safety film ever made in the history of the motion picture industry! An emergency can strike at any time. Learn safety procedures the fun way - with hot topless women running the show and stupid men meeting their very timely demise! Contains real emergency evacuation safety procedures for people who work in office buildings as dictated by Los Angeles City fire codes and other municipalities in California! Made by the guy who made the real safety training films for all of the landmark buildings in California from San Francisco to San Diego. Don't care about hot girls and jokes? Then watch it strictly for educational purposes with all of your co-workers and help your office become OSHA compliant! A would be R rated comedy (if it were rated) intended for audiences 18 years of age and older.