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Friday, June 29, 2012

Happy 4th of July From Apprehensive Films!


Happy 4th of July From Apprehensive Films!
FREE DVD of "Why Lie? I Need a Drink" With All Orders of $25.00 or More!!

Yes that's right we're giving away copies of our hit film "Why Lie? I Need a Drink (God Bless America Edition)" between now and 7-4-12. All you have to do is place an order at www.TheGrindHouse.Net worth $25.00 or more (shipping not included) and we'll throw in a free copy of our film. No need to ad "Why Lie? I Need a Drink" to your cart during checkout, we'll throw it in automatically when we process the order. Happy 4th of July everyone!!


Why Lie? I Need a Drink (God Bless America Edition) DVD:

Searching For The Easy Life on a Freeway Off-Ramp!

You've heard the urban legend of the panhandler hopping in his nice car and going home to a nice house after a day of begging on the street. Comedian Keith Lowell Jensen decided to find out how hard it really is to make money as a panhandler. Jensen tries everything from panhandling dressed like a mime, a regular homeless person and even Uncle Sam. Not only is this a great film it's also a way to boost the economy. *$1.00 (or 10% of the wholesale price paid to Apprehensive Films) for each DVD sold will be donated to the SBA or similar organization to help small businesses rebuild America! Get it now at www.TheGrindHouse.Net


And The Blood Drains Down Fundraiser: 

We're raising money for our new short 16mm film "And The Blood Drains Down" on Indie Go-Go, please stop by and make a donation, we've got great perks: http://igg.me/p/122348

And The Blood Drains Down: Judgment Day has arrived and Satan has unleashed his fury upon the world. A girl has survived and she is alone in the woods. Satan brings the forest to life to destroy this final survivor. The girl must battle killer tree roots, branches, tendrils and other various implements at the Devil's hands.

The Official Apprehensive Films Store: www.TheGrindHouse.Net

Everything Apprehensive: www.afcinema.net

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Apprehensive Films is Doing it's Part to Help Boost The Economy

The new edition of our film, Why Lie? I Need a Drink, is helping to boost the economy. Sales are doing well, check it out and you can help too!

You've heard the urban legend of the panhandler hopping in his nice car and going home to a nice house after a day of begging on the street. Comedian Keith Lowell Jensen decided to find out how hard it really is to make money as a panhandler. Jensen tries everything from panhandling dressed like a mime, a regular homeless person and even Uncle Sam.

Not only is this a great film it's also a way to boost the economy. *$1.00 (or 10% of the wholesale price paid to Apprehensive Films) for each DVD sold will be donated to the SBA or similar organization to help small businesses rebuild America!

Buy it here: http://amzn.com/B007PK9MZC

Check out our Indie Go-Go campaign for our new film: http://igg.me/p/122348

The Official Apprehensive Films Store: www.TheGrindHouse.Net

Everything Apprehensive: www.afcinema.net

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Why Lie? I Need a Drink Enters the Digital World



Finally Apprehensive Films, in-house produced, documentary "Why Lie? I Need a Drink" is available for digital downloads and streaming rentals on Amazon Instant Video! Go rent or download it now at: http://www.amazon.com/Why-Lie-I-Need-Drink/dp/B00503BDXK/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-video&ie=UTF8&qid=1305097970&sr=1-1

Why Lie? I Need a Drink: We've all heard the urban legend of the panhandler hopping in his nice car and making his way to a comfortable home after a day of begging on the freeway off-ramp. Comedian Keith Lowell Jensen decided to find out just how hard it really is to make money holding up a cardboard sign. With his sights set on the easy life Jensen spent countless hours employing every gimmick imaginable in an attempt to make his fortune. Trying everything from panhandling dressed like a giant banana, as a mime, a regular homeless person and even Uncle Sam, Jensen tried every trick in the book. Can you really make a good living begging? Is anyone doing it? Find out when you watch this enlightening, poignant and hilarious new documentary from Apprehensive Films.


The official Apprehensive Films Store: http://www.thegrindhouse.net/

Everything Apprehensive: http://www.afcinema.net/

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Another Solid Review For Why Lie? I Need a Drink


"...Valuable insights into the everyday degradation and very real dangers of pleading for money on the side of the road." - The Video Librarian

Read the full review here: http://www.videolibrarian.com/othervideo.html#Anchor-30228


So please tell your librarian friends you'd love to check Why Lie? I Need a Drink out on DVD at your local library. They can order it from Amazon, through AEC or directly from us at http://www.whylieineedadrink.com/


The Official Apprehensive Films Store: http://www.thegrindhouse.net/


Everything Apprehensive: http://www.afcinema.net/

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Why Lie? I Need a Drink Review in The San Francisco Chronicle


The review for Why Lie? I Need a Drink ran in the San Francisco Chronicle today. For those of you who don't read physical papers anymore you can check out the review here: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/01/16/PKOR1GV5LU.DTL

It's a solid review written by none other than legendary Creature Features Horror Host, John Stanley! Check out more about John Stanley here: http://www.stanleybooks.net/


"Why Lie? I Need a Drink emerges as an amusing portrait of panhandlers..." - The San Francisco Chronicle.

Everything Apprehensive: http://www.afcinema.net/

The Official Apprehensive Films Store: http://www.thegrindhouse.net/

Monday, December 27, 2010

The Reviews are In: Colony of the Dark, Crippled Masters 2 & 3, Why Lie? I Need a Drink


That's right the reviews are coming in fast and furious for the new Apprehensive Films titles.

Colony of the Dark:
"The one area in which this film succeeds the most are its oddly created special effects. That look crude and often call attention to themselves. And yet their gaudiness is exactly what makes them so appealing." - 10KBullets.com

Crippled Masters 2 & 3:
"Behold films that take both the buddy film genre and the kung-fu genre to strange new places. You don’t even have to be a card-carrying kung-fu fan to enjoy them. Fans of the weird or exploitation in general can surely catch a laugh and maybe even a thrill from these two movies." - corazine.com

Why Lie? I Need a Drink:
"What a fascinating indie doc this is! When you’re done with this, you’ll no doubt have your opinion about the subject. It might even be different than the one you started out with. It might not. But I can pretty much guarantee you’ll be entertained and enlightened." - Corazine.com


The Official Apprehensive Films Store: http://www.thegrindhouse.net/


Everything Apprehensive: http://www.afcinema.net/

Monday, December 20, 2010

Finally a New Apprehensive Films Update: DeathHost $10,000 - Why Lie Distribution Grows - New Releases!


I know it's been a couple of weeks since the last blog update, but things have been crazy around the Apprehensive Films office.


First off Mr. Lobo and his team of Cinsomniacs raised over $11,000 on Kickstarter for the 10th Anniversary Season of the show. This means 26 new episodes of Cinema Insomnia are on their way and possibly the first Cinema Insomnia DVD released into the major Video Market! Things are looking for Cinema Insomnia in 2011!


Our in-house produced documentary Why Lie? I Need a Drink continues to bust down the distribution barriers that many small films of it's kind fall victim to. New retailers that have picked the film up include BlowItOutaHere.com, Overstock.com, MovieMars.com, Red Tag Market and a ton Ebay and Amazon sellers. Our full page ad for the film just came out in the new issue of Documentary Magazine (on stands now). We may also be getting a review in a very large and well respected national newspaper. More on that later.


We're starting 2011 off with a bang. The Crippled Masters 2 & 3 hit store on 1/25/11, Colony of the Dark hits stores on 1/18/11, and Comic Book Independents hits stores on 2/22/11. We're also working on some other great titles for 2011 right now, we're in talks for a couple of Super8mm Creature Features from the direct-to-video 1980's hey day of splatter films.


Undated Releases for 2011


  • Since I Don't Have You (Super8mm Slasher)

  • The Raven in 3D (music by Claudio Simonetti!)

  • The Devil (1981) Insect Vomiting at it's Finest!

  • Naked Massacre (1976) Special Edition

  • The Keith Lowell Jensen Super Comedy Double Feature

  • & Many More

The Official Apprehensive Films Store: http://www.thegrindhouse.net/


Everything Apprehensive: http://www.afcinema.net/

Friday, November 26, 2010

Why Lie? I Need a Drink Now Available at Sears.com


Sears just picked up our film, Why Lie? I Need a Drink for their website. A surprising but welcome new retailer for our film! Check it out: http://entertainment.sears.com/753182966557/why-lie-i-need-a-drink-why-lie-i-need-a-drink


The official Apprehensive Films Store: http://www.thegrindhouse.net/


Everything Apprehensive: http://www.afcinema.net/




Friday, November 12, 2010

Why Lie? I Need a Drink on TV Tonight!


The kind folks at AMGTV, who syndicate Cinema Insomnia with Mr. Lobo, have picked up our new film, Why Lie? I Need a Drink, for television broadcast. Starting tonight at 2:30 am EST.


Here's a list of the cities that are guaranteed to the film. If your city's not on the list they still might run it. To find out or to get channel information, check your local listings.

Saturday Morning (Or Friday Night, depending on how you look at it) Nov. 13th at 2:30am EST:

Cedar Rapids KWWF
Cheyenne KQCK
Dallas KHPK
Denver KQCK
Eugene KTVC
Hartford & New Haven WRNT - LP, WESA - LP
Johnstown-Altoona-St Colge WBY
Joplin-Pittsburg KSPJ-LP
Las Vegas KEGS
Lexington TV10
Little Rock-Pine Bluff KKYK
Montgomery-Selma WKNI-LP
Orlando-Daytona Bch-Melbrn WSCF-LP
Salisbury WRDE-LP
Salt Lake City KCBU
Seattle KHCV
Spokane KQUP
Syracuse WNDR
Wichita-Hutchinson Plus KCTU-LP

Stations That will most likely pick it up:
Bangor WBGR-LP
Baton Rouge WBTR-CA
Biloxi-Gulfport WKFK-LP
Bluefield-Beckley-Oak Hill WVVA & DT
Fresno-Visalia KGMC
Louisville WVHF-CA
Memphis WBII-CA
Miami-Ft. Lauderdale WCJ / WCQ
Odessa-Midland KOSA DT2
Raleigh-Durham (Fayetvlle) WAUG-LP, WARZ-LP
Roanoke-Lynchburg WDRL
Spokane KIDQ
Sioux City KTIV-DT

The Official Apprehensive Films Store: http://www.thegrindhouse.net/

Pre-Order the Why Lie DVD at: http://www.whylieineedadrink.com/


Everything Apprehensive: http://www.afcinema.net/

Friday, November 5, 2010

Why Lie? I Need a Drink Promotional Start


We had a solid turn out last night at The Crest Theatre for the DVD release show for Why Lie I Need a Drink! The crowd was very enthusiastic and many people walked away with more than one copy of the DVD.


Up next for Why Lie? I Need a Drink, the national TV broadcast via AMGTV on November 12th. Followed by the DVD release on November 16th, with an E-blast that day to the entire International Documentary Association's mailing list. Followed by a full page ad in Documentary Magazine, which hit stands on December 8th.





The Official Apprehensive Films Store: http://www.thegrindhouse.net/


Everything Apprehensive: http://www.afcinema.net/

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Why Lie? I Need a Drink DVD Review

“It paints an elegant and entertaining portrait of life on the streets…” James Barone, Submerge Magazine

http://www.WhyLieINeedaDrink.com

Monday, November 1, 2010

Why Lie? I Need a Drink on The Cover of Submerge Magazine


That's us in the lower right corner! Apprehensive Films is excited to have our upcoming DVD release on the cover of the new issue of Submerge Magazine.


Pick up the Why Lie? I Need a Drink DVD this Thursday, November 4th at the DVD release show. The Crest Theatre, 1013 K Street, Sacramento CA. Show starts at 8pm.


If you don't live in the Sacramento area pre-order the DVD at http://www.whylieineedadrink.com/ (streets 11/16/10).


The Official Apprehensive Films Store: http://www.thegrindhouse.net/


Everything Apprehensive: http://www.afcinema.net/

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Why Lie? I Need a Drink to Hit Late Night TV


The kind folks at AMGTV, who syndicate Cinema Insomnia with Mr. Lobo, have picked up our new film, Why Lie? I Need a Drink, for television broadcast. Starting on Nov. 13th, 2:30 am EST.


Here's a list of the cities that are guaranteed to the film. If your city's not on the list they still might run it. To find out or to get channel information, check your local listings.

Saturday Nov. 13th at 2:30am EST:


Cedar Rapids KWWF
Cheyenne KQCK
Dallas KHPK
Denver KQCK
Eugene KTVC
Hartford & New Haven WRNT - LP, WESA - LP
Johnstown-Altoona-St Colge WBY
Joplin-Pittsburg KSPJ-LP
Las Vegas KEGS
Lexington TV10
Little Rock-Pine Bluff KKYK
Montgomery-Selma WKNI-LP
Orlando-Daytona Bch-Melbrn WSCF-LP
Salisbury WRDE-LP
Salt Lake City KCBU
Seattle KHCV
Spokane KQUP
Syracuse WNDR
Wichita-Hutchinson Plus KCTU-LP

Stations That will most likely pick it up:
Bangor WBGR-LP
Baton Rouge WBTR-CA
Biloxi-Gulfport WKFK-LP
Bluefield-Beckley-Oak Hill WVVA & DT
Fresno-Visalia KGMC
Louisville WVHF-CA
Memphis WBII-CA
Miami-Ft. Lauderdale WCJ / WCQ
Odessa-Midland KOSA DT2
Raleigh-Durham (Fayetvlle) WAUG-LP, WARZ-LP
Roanoke-Lynchburg WDRL
Spokane KIDQ
Sioux City KTIV-DT


The Official Apprehensive Films Store: http://www.thegrindhouse.net/


Pre-Order the Why Lie DVD at: http://www.whylieineedadrink.com/


Everything Apprehensive: http://www.afcinema.net/

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Why Lie? I Need a Drink DVD Release Show Nov. 4th, The Crest Theatre


Why Lie? I Need a Drink DVD Release Show

The Apprehensive Films produced documentary film, Why Lie? I Need a Drink, will be holding its DVD release show at The Crest Theatre on November 4th at 8pm. Tickets are just $15.00 and you receive a copy of the DVD. Tickets are on sale at the Crest Theatre box office, 1013 K Street, Downtown Sacramento. Director Keith Lowell Jensen and producers Jonathan Morken and John Astobiza will be in attendance.

Morken’s production and distribution company, Apprehensive Films, is handling the nationwide DVD release of the film. The DVD is already pre-selling well and is currently available for pre-sale at most online DVD outlets including BestBuy.com, Amazon.com, BarnesandNoble.com and many more. The official street date for the DVD is November 16th, but it will be available at the release show.

Why Lie? I Need a Drink:
We've all heard the urban legend of the panhandler hopping in his nice car and making his way to a comfortable home after a day of begging on the freeway off-ramp. Comedian Keith Lowell Jensen decided to find out just how hard it really is to make money holding up a cardboard sign. With his sights set on the easy life Jensen spent countless hours employing every gimmick imaginable in an attempt to make his fortune. Can you really make a good living begging? Is anyone doing it? Find out at the DVD release show of this enlightening, poignant and hilarious documentary from Apprehensive Studios.

Why Lie? I Need a Drink enjoyed a small art-house theatrical run before making it’s way onto DVD. It played everywhere from Sacramento, San Francisco, Stockton and New York.
The official Apprehensive Films Store: www.TheGrindHouse.net
Everything Apprehensive: www.afcinema.net

Monday, August 30, 2010

Why Lie? DVD at BestBuy.com & Available for Theatrical Bookings


Our pre-sale for the Why Lie? I Need a Drink DVD is going very well. It's now available for pre-sale at http://www.bestbuy.com/ and http://www.cduniverse.com/ But remember you can save $5.00 by pre-ordering through us at http://www.thegrindhouse.net/

We here at Apprehensive Films are also making this great documentary, starring comedian Keith Lowell Jensen, available again for theatrical bookings. And for just the price of the DVD!!! If you're not familiar with Brave New Theaters check out our page for more information on booking our film and it's a great resource for indie filmmakers to get their film shown. http://whylie.bravenewtheaters.com/

Check out the trailer:








The Official Apprehensive Films Store: http://www.thegrindhouse.net/

Everything Apprehensive: http://www.afcinema.net/