Come See The 420 Triple Feature This Friday (4/20) at The Crest Theater

 "Puff, puff, don’t pass this up!" - Louis Fowler, CineFiles

For all you Sacramento/Northern California residents there is no better way to celebrate 420 than at the Crest Theatre on 4/20/12 with Apprehensive Films at the screening of the 420 Triple Feature!

Apprehensive Films will be hosting the 420 Triple Feature screening at the Crest Theatre on April 20th at 11pm, 2012. The Crest Theatre is located at 1013 K Street in Downtown Sacramento. Tickets are $10.50 each. The event will be hosted by Stand-Up Comedian Keith Lowell Jensen. This screening is proudly presented by Common Roots Medical Marijuana Collective and Trade School.

The 420 Triple Feature: 420 is an internationally recognized holiday and daily excuse for Stoners, Pot Heads and even the recreational marijuana user to light up, toke up and blaze a blunt on their way to the euphoric High-Way of mental freedom. Or is it an evil path to mental anguish, despair, desperation, crime and even death? The 420 Triple Feature takes on a trip down memory lane with some of the best, most idiotic, hilarious and downright absurd "educational" films on the subject of marijuana use. The three films to be shown are Drug Addiction (1951), Keep Off the Grass (1969) and Marijuana (1968) hosted by Sonny Bono!

Buy Tickets Here: www.TheCrest.com 

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Free Shipping on All Orders $25.00 or More at www.TheGrindHouse.Net

Yep it's true. All USA orders of $25.00 or more now receive free shipping at http://www.thegrindhouse.net/ Be sure to sheck out our great selection of new titles including My Sweet Suicide, Keith Lowell Jensen - Cats Made of Rabbits, New Adventures of Captain Amazing-Lad and more. Don't forget our classics like the Crippled Masters 2, RatMan, Centipede Horror and tons more.

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http://www.thegrindhouse.net/

Everything Apprehensive:

http://www.afcinema.net/

Keith Lowell Jensen, Double Plus Good on Pre-Sale Now!

The double disc release of the feature documentary, produced by Apprehensive Films, Why Lie? I Need a Drink and Keith Lowell Jensen's recent stand-up comedy CD To The Moon is on pre-sale now!

Here's a link to some of the retailers that have it up:
http://www.google.com/products/catalog?q=keith+lowell+jensen&hl=en&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&biw=1003&bih=567&wrapid=tlif130689542917110&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=shop&cid=6235573798485251872&sa=X&ei=hKTlTeLBD460sAOVl7HwBg&ved=0CFEQgggwAg#

Pre-order it now!

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Everything Apprehensive: http://www.afcinema.net/

Heart Full of Napalm DVD on Clearance at www.TheGrindHouse.Net

Apprehensive Films first compilation DVD of short films, Heart Full of Napalm, is on clearance. Pick up a copy while you still can! Only $4.95 http://www.thecrippledmasters.com/newclearance.html

This is a discontinued edition. These are old "Punk Rock" style covers from when Apprehensive Films first launched it's distribution arm and we were selling DVDs at underground punk shows. Very limited quantities available.

A DVD compilation of short horror & exploitation films. Warning: This disc contains elements of standard "GrindHouse" material including but not limited to sleaze, gore, violence, language, intense horror and more! Not recomended for people under 17 or anyone with a medical condition.

The disc includes four shorts; Sublime Depravity, Nwar, Cessation Resolution Nouvelle, and Bible The Movie.

Sublime Depravity: A gut wrenching depiction of a young girl's journey into the world of "Snuff" cinema. Shot on Super-8mm film, not video!! Written and Directed by: Jonathan Morken.

Nwar: The film centers on a group of seedy characters, each trying to snub the other out, all in the name of greed and lust. Super-8mm B&W. Written and Directed by: Jonathan Morken & Erik Beckett.

Cessation Resolution Nouvelle: A spontaneous combustion of clay animation. Super-8mm. Soundtrack by: The Secretions Written by: Jonathan Morken & Jeremiah Fender. Directed by: Jonathan Morken. Animation by: Nick Garrett.

Bible: The Movie: An animated comedy poking fun at Jesus' birth and The Last Supper. Written and Directed by: Keith Lowell Jensen.

Special Features: Three Trailers for Nwar, Interview with the Writers & Directors of Nwar, Two Original Trailers for Sublime Depravity and a Making of Cessation Resolution Nouvelle.

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Everything Apprehensive: http://www.afcinema.net/

Why Lie? I Need a Drink Enters the Digital World

Finally Apprehensive Films, in-house produced, documentary "Why Lie? I Need a Drink" is available for digital downloads and streaming rentals on Amazon Instant Video! Go rent or download it now at: http://www.amazon.com/Why-Lie-I-Need-Drink/dp/B00503BDXK/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-video&ie=UTF8&qid=1305097970&sr=1-1

Why Lie? I Need a Drink: We've all heard the urban legend of the panhandler hopping in his nice car and making his way to a comfortable home after a day of begging on the freeway off-ramp. Comedian Keith Lowell Jensen decided to find out just how hard it really is to make money holding up a cardboard sign. With his sights set on the easy life Jensen spent countless hours employing every gimmick imaginable in an attempt to make his fortune. Trying everything from panhandling dressed like a giant banana, as a mime, a regular homeless person and even Uncle Sam, Jensen tried every trick in the book. Can you really make a good living begging? Is anyone doing it? Find out when you watch this enlightening, poignant and hilarious new documentary from Apprehensive Films.


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Everything Apprehensive: http://www.afcinema.net/

Keith Lowell Jensen - Double Plus Good Pre-sale

The pre-sale for the double disc release of "Keith Lowell Jensen - Double Plus Good" is now live and ready to go. You can pre-order the release at many online retailers like CDuniverse.com, Buy.com, DeepDiscount.com or directly at http://www.amazon.com/Jensen-Keith-Lowell-Double-Drink/dp/B004T1RATU/ref=sr_1_2?s=dvd&ie=UTF8&qid=1304466902&sr=1-2

Streets: 6/21/11

We will have the release up in the KLJ Shop very soon along with the pre-sale for Cats Made of Rabbits.




Double Plus Good: This is the amazing double disc release from comedian Keith Lowell Jensen. It includes the feature length documentary ""Why Lie? I Need a Drink"" and the hilarious stand-up comedy CD ""To The Moon"". Special features include: interview with Director Keith Lowell Jensen, theatrical trailer, TV spots, Internet promos and deleted scenes. Keith Lowell Jensen is an indie comic to watch with recent appearances on Spike TV, The George Lopez Show and at comedy clubs across the country. This is a truly hilarious double disc set that you can watch and listen to over and over agian.









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First Wholesale Order Just Came in for Keith Lowell Jensen's Double Plus Good Release!

Everyone here at Apprehensive Films is pleased to see the first wholesale order come in yesterday for the double disc release of Why Lie? I Need a Drink and To The Moon, "Keith Lowell Jensen, Double Plus Good". Discs are being manufactured right now and shipped off to our wholesaler later this week. Go pre-order this great release at http://www.amazon.com/Jensen-Keith-Lowell-Double-Drink/dp/B004T1RATU

Street Date: 6/21/11

This is the amazing double disc release from comedian Keith Lowell Jensen. It includes the feature length documentary ""Why Lie? I Need a Drink"" and the hilarious stand-up comedy CD ""To The Moon"". Special features include: interview with Director Keith Lowell Jensen, theatrical trailer, TV spots, Internet promos and deleted scenes. Keith Lowell Jensen is an indie comic to watch with recent appearances on Spike TV, The George Lopez Show and at comedy clubs across the country. This is a truly hilarious double disc set that you can watch and listen to over and over agian.

The Official Apprehensive Films Store: http://www.thegrindhouse.net/

Everything Apprehensive: http://www.afcinema.net/

Keith Lowell Jensen's New Stand-Up Comedy CD Kickstarter!

Yes, we here at Apprehensive Films have a bias when it comes to asking you to help fund Keith Lowell Jensen's new Kickstarter campaign for his upcoming CD/DVD release, Cats Made Out of Rabbits, because we'll be distributing it and we helped produce it. But beyond that, it really is an extremely hilarious new product. See clips and hear Keith rant about how the project came together: http://kck.st/dZMxxn If you like what you see, donate some money. It's basically a pre-order, so you can't lose!

The Official Apprehensive Films Store: http://www.thegrindhouse.net/

Everything Apprehensive: http://www.afcinema.net/

Cats Made Out of Rabbits - Keith Lowell Jensen Prototype

Here it is, the first pics of the new release "Cats Made Out of Rabbits" from stand-up comedian Keith Lowell Jensen. The picture is of Keith Lowell Jensen and Jonathan Morken in the Apprehensive Films offices holding up the two prototypes of the CD. It's currently off to one of the largest comedy record labels in the world for consideration. We'll let you know if they pick it up. We also have a DVD release of this coming too.

Check out more about Keith Lowell Jensen at: http://www.rockass.net/

Buy His Releases at: http://www.thegrindhouse.net/

Everything Apprehensive: http://www.afcinema.net/

Keith Lowell Jensen, Star of Why Lie? I Need a Drink, is on Fire!

Yes, Keith Lowell Jensen, star and director of Apprehensive Films "Why Lie? I Need a Drink" and professional stand-up comedian is on fire. Jensen recently opened for Robin Williams at the Throckmorton Theater in Mill Valley! He will be opening for Joan Rivers at the Crest Theater on March 13th and is being featured with Steve-O from Jackass starting May 5th at the Punchline.

So go get your copy of Why Lie? I Need a Drink and Jensen's current live CD To The Moon at http://www.kljshop.com/ while you can still approach him for an autograph without being pepper-sprayed!

The Official Apprehensive Films Store:

http://www.thegrindhouse.net/

Everything Apprehensive:

http://www.afcinema.net/

Two New Releases Coming From Apprehensive Films

Two new DVD releases looming on the horizon from Apprehensive Films. No these are not cult horror movies, but instead a Documentary Double Whammy!

Rivers of a Lost Coast: Standard Edition

Tom Skerritt returns to fly fishing for the first time since "A River Runs Through It", to narrate this documentary on California's history of coastal fly fishing. This DVD includes the award-winning feature film, never before seen extra footage, deleted scenes and other bonus features. Using never before seen footage, vintage phots, archival headlines and exclusive interviews, Rivers of a Lost Coast shows a side of California most people never knew existed.

Look for this one at your favorite digital download/streaming outlet as well!

Street Date: 5-17-11



Keith Lowell Jensen: Double Plus Good (Why Lie? I Need A Drink/To The Moon)

This is the amazing double disc release from comedian Keith Lowell Jensen. It includes the feature length documentary "Why Lie? I Need a Drink" and the hilarious stand-up comedy CD "To The Moon". Special features include: interview with Director Keith Lowell Jensen, theatrical trailer, TV spots, Internet promos and deleted scenes. Keith Lowell Jensen is an indie comic to watch with recent appearances on Spike TV, The George Lopez Show and at comedy clubs across the country. This is a truly hilarious double disc set that you can watch and listen to over and over agian.

Street Date: 6-21-11

The Official Apprehensive Films Store: http://www.thegrindhouse.net/

Everything Apprehensive: http://www.afcinema.net/

KLJShop.com Now Part of The Apprehensive Films/TheGrindHouse.Net Family

Apprehensive Films is proud to now officially host the official online store for rising Stand-Up Comedian, Keith Lowell Jensen. http://www.kljshop.com/ is now part of the http://www.thegrindhouse.net/ family of online stores, which includes http://www.mrloboshop.com/, all the official Apprehensive Films titles and Ernie Fosselius' catalog!

Check back to http://www.kljshop.com/ often for new products and updates. Currently you can pick up Why Lie? I Need a Drink (feature length documentary Starring KLJ), To The Moon (KLJ's Stand Up Comedy CD), Oh Holy Day (KLJ's book of short fiction) and so much more!

To help promote http://www.kljshop.com/ we're currently offering 20% off with coupon code "KLJ"

The Official Apprehensive Films Store: http://www.thegrindhouse.net/

Everything Apprehensive: http://www.afcinema.net/

Finally a New Apprehensive Films Update: DeathHost $10,000 - Why Lie Distribution Grows - New Releases!

I know it's been a couple of weeks since the last blog update, but things have been crazy around the Apprehensive Films office.

First off Mr. Lobo and his team of Cinsomniacs raised over $11,000 on Kickstarter for the 10th Anniversary Season of the show. This means 26 new episodes of Cinema Insomnia are on their way and possibly the first Cinema Insomnia DVD released into the major Video Market! Things are looking for Cinema Insomnia in 2011!

Our in-house produced documentary Why Lie? I Need a Drink continues to bust down the distribution barriers that many small films of it's kind fall victim to. New retailers that have picked the film up include BlowItOutaHere.com, Overstock.com, MovieMars.com, Red Tag Market and a ton Ebay and Amazon sellers. Our full page ad for the film just came out in the new issue of Documentary Magazine (on stands now). We may also be getting a review in a very large and well respected national newspaper. More on that later.

We're starting 2011 off with a bang. The Crippled Masters 2 & 3 hit store on 1/25/11, Colony of the Dark hits stores on 1/18/11, and Comic Book Independents hits stores on 2/22/11. We're also working on some other great titles for 2011 right now, we're in talks for a couple of Super8mm Creature Features from the direct-to-video 1980's hey day of splatter films.

Undated Releases for 2011

• Since I Don't Have You (Super8mm Slasher)


• The Raven in 3D (music by Claudio Simonetti!)


• The Devil (1981) Insect Vomiting at it's Finest!


• Naked Massacre (1976) Special Edition


• The Keith Lowell Jensen Super Comedy Double Feature


• & Many More

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Everything Apprehensive: http://www.afcinema.net/

Why Lie? I Need a Drink DVD Release Show Nov. 4th, The Crest Theatre

Why Lie? I Need a Drink DVD Release Show

The Apprehensive Films produced documentary film, Why Lie? I Need a Drink, will be holding its DVD release show at The Crest Theatre on November 4th at 8pm. Tickets are just $15.00 and you receive a copy of the DVD. Tickets are on sale at the Crest Theatre box office, 1013 K Street, Downtown Sacramento. Director Keith Lowell Jensen and producers Jonathan Morken and John Astobiza will be in attendance.

Morken’s production and distribution company, Apprehensive Films, is handling the nationwide DVD release of the film. The DVD is already pre-selling well and is currently available for pre-sale at most online DVD outlets including BestBuy.com, Amazon.com, BarnesandNoble.com and many more. The official street date for the DVD is November 16th, but it will be available at the release show.

Why Lie? I Need a Drink:
We've all heard the urban legend of the panhandler hopping in his nice car and making his way to a comfortable home after a day of begging on the freeway off-ramp. Comedian Keith Lowell Jensen decided to find out just how hard it really is to make money holding up a cardboard sign. With his sights set on the easy life Jensen spent countless hours employing every gimmick imaginable in an attempt to make his fortune. Can you really make a good living begging? Is anyone doing it? Find out at the DVD release show of this enlightening, poignant and hilarious documentary from Apprehensive Studios.

Why Lie? I Need a Drink enjoyed a small art-house theatrical run before making it’s way onto DVD. It played everywhere from Sacramento, San Francisco, Stockton and New York.

More Info: www.WhyLieINeedaDrink.com

The official Apprehensive Films Store: www.TheGrindHouse.net

Everything Apprehensive: www.afcinema.net

Apprehensive Films Will be at The Sac Horror Convention

Apprehensive Films will be at the Sac Horror Convention this weekend. We'll have tons of DVDs for sale, great deals and you can meet Ernie Fosselius (Director of Hardware Wars), Mr. Lobo (Host of Cinema Insomnia) and Jonathan Morken (Owner of Apprehensive Films).

The show is Saturday September 25th & Sunday September 26th from 10am - 6pm. Visit http://www.sachorror.com/ for more information.

See you there!

You'll also be able to pre-order the Why Lie? I Need a Drink DVD (featuring Keith Lowell Jensen) at the Apprehensive Films table!

The Official Apprehensive Films Store: http://www.thegrindhouse.net/

Everything Apprehensive: http://www.afcinema.net/

Why Lie? DVD at BestBuy.com & Available for Theatrical Bookings

Our pre-sale for the Why Lie? I Need a Drink DVD is going very well. It's now available for pre-sale at http://www.bestbuy.com/ and http://www.cduniverse.com/ But remember you can save $5.00 by pre-ordering through us at http://www.thegrindhouse.net/

We here at Apprehensive Films are also making this great documentary, starring comedian Keith Lowell Jensen, available again for theatrical bookings. And for just the price of the DVD!!! If you're not familiar with Brave New Theaters check out our page for more information on booking our film and it's a great resource for indie filmmakers to get their film shown. http://whylie.bravenewtheaters.com/

Check out the trailer:

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Keith Lowell Jensen Stand-Up Comedy Bits Coming to Youtube

We went out and shot some footage of the Stand-up Comedian, Keith Lowell Jensen, last night at Luna's Cafe. It was Luna's 1 year anniversary show for stand-up comedy. We're currently distributing Keith's current stand-up comedy CD "To The Moon... Live at Luna's". Keep your eyes glued to Keith's youtube channel for some hilarious clips coming in the next few weeks.

Keith Lowell Jensen's YouTube Channel
http://www.youtube.com/user/klfly

Be sure to pick up his current CD at:

http://www.thegrindhouse.net/

Everything Apprehensive:

http://www.afcinema.net/

Great Review of Keith Lowell Jensen's CD on AmericasComedy.com

"To the Moon... Live at Luna's — Sacramento comedian Keith Lowell Jensen’s first comedy CD — has enough gems to make it worth your while." - Jennifer Gordan, AmericasComedy.com

People told us we were crazy when we said we were going to put out some stand-up comedy CDs in addition to our cult DVD releases. I guess they were wrong!

This review came out yesterday and already we've seen a big spike in CD sales from it. This is a solid review from one of the top comedy websites out there. If you haven't bought "To The Moon... Live at Luna's" yet, what are you waiting for?

Read The Full Review Here:
http://www.americascomedy.com/keith-lowell-jensens-to-the-moon/

Buy The CD Here:

http://www.thegrindhouse.net/

Everything Apprehensive:

http://www.afcinema.net/