Keith Lowell Jensen, Double Plus Good on Pre-Sale Now!

The double disc release of the feature documentary, produced by Apprehensive Films, Why Lie? I Need a Drink and Keith Lowell Jensen's recent stand-up comedy CD To The Moon is on pre-sale now!

Here's a link to some of the retailers that have it up:
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Pre-order it now!

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Heart Full of Napalm DVD on Clearance at www.TheGrindHouse.Net

Apprehensive Films first compilation DVD of short films, Heart Full of Napalm, is on clearance. Pick up a copy while you still can! Only $4.95 http://www.thecrippledmasters.com/newclearance.html

This is a discontinued edition. These are old "Punk Rock" style covers from when Apprehensive Films first launched it's distribution arm and we were selling DVDs at underground punk shows. Very limited quantities available.

A DVD compilation of short horror & exploitation films. Warning: This disc contains elements of standard "GrindHouse" material including but not limited to sleaze, gore, violence, language, intense horror and more! Not recomended for people under 17 or anyone with a medical condition.

The disc includes four shorts; Sublime Depravity, Nwar, Cessation Resolution Nouvelle, and Bible The Movie.

Sublime Depravity: A gut wrenching depiction of a young girl's journey into the world of "Snuff" cinema. Shot on Super-8mm film, not video!! Written and Directed by: Jonathan Morken.

Nwar: The film centers on a group of seedy characters, each trying to snub the other out, all in the name of greed and lust. Super-8mm B&W. Written and Directed by: Jonathan Morken & Erik Beckett.

Cessation Resolution Nouvelle: A spontaneous combustion of clay animation. Super-8mm. Soundtrack by: The Secretions Written by: Jonathan Morken & Jeremiah Fender. Directed by: Jonathan Morken. Animation by: Nick Garrett.

Bible: The Movie: An animated comedy poking fun at Jesus' birth and The Last Supper. Written and Directed by: Keith Lowell Jensen.

Special Features: Three Trailers for Nwar, Interview with the Writers & Directors of Nwar, Two Original Trailers for Sublime Depravity and a Making of Cessation Resolution Nouvelle.

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Rivers of a Lost Coast In-Store Distribution with Borders

Apprehensive Films is very proud to announce that the Rivers of a Lost Coast DVD is available at select Northern California Borders Book Stores. Call your local Borders to see if it's available, if it's not request it!

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Apprehensive Films Talks with B-Movie.com About The Crippled Masters

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Rivers of a Lost Coast: Standard Edition Release Date 5-17-11

Apprehensive Films is proud to anounce the official release date for Rivers of a Lost Coast: Standard Edition DVD will be upon us in less than 1 hour. You pick it up from tons of online retailers, it makes a great Fathers Day gift. You can get it here: http://www.amazon.com/Rivers-Lost-Coast-Tom-Skerritt/dp/B004NTDF6A/ref=sr_1_2?s=dvd&ie=UTF8&qid=1305613241&sr=1-2

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It's Midnight on Friday The 13th!

So technically people will say it's Saturday the 14th, but in my heart it's just into the midnight hour of Friday The 13th! In celebration I figured I'd post a picture of one of the most odd Friday The 13th toys ever manufactured. And yes I own a pair of these, but the packaging is long gone.

Jason Voorhees and Victim Spitballs. Spitballs were the rage in the late eighties for about a year. There was also a Freddy Krueger and Victim Spitballs set and a bunch of GhostBusters Spitballs. Enjoy the pic! I love the selling point of an 18 foot squirt!

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New Ads for www.TheGrindHouse.Net

Check out our ads for http://www.thegrindhouse.net/ in new issues of Ultra Violent Magazine and Screem Magazine. Our ad features the Crippled Masters 2, Crippled Masters 3 and Colony of the Dark.

Ultra Violent #11, page 14 (directly following the Lynn Lowry interview!)

Screem #22, page 61 (directly following the Video Naties review!)

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Why Lie? I Need a Drink Enters the Digital World

Finally Apprehensive Films, in-house produced, documentary "Why Lie? I Need a Drink" is available for digital downloads and streaming rentals on Amazon Instant Video! Go rent or download it now at: http://www.amazon.com/Why-Lie-I-Need-Drink/dp/B00503BDXK/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-video&ie=UTF8&qid=1305097970&sr=1-1

Why Lie? I Need a Drink: We've all heard the urban legend of the panhandler hopping in his nice car and making his way to a comfortable home after a day of begging on the freeway off-ramp. Comedian Keith Lowell Jensen decided to find out just how hard it really is to make money holding up a cardboard sign. With his sights set on the easy life Jensen spent countless hours employing every gimmick imaginable in an attempt to make his fortune. Trying everything from panhandling dressed like a giant banana, as a mime, a regular homeless person and even Uncle Sam, Jensen tried every trick in the book. Can you really make a good living begging? Is anyone doing it? Find out when you watch this enlightening, poignant and hilarious new documentary from Apprehensive Films.


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Movies You've Never Heard of: The Amazing Mr. No Legs

Here's a film that most of you have never heard of, The Amazing Mr. No Legs, a true grindhouse classic. The film isn't currently available commercially, but many grey-market copies are floating around.

The film was released in 1979 and was Directed by Ricou Browning (the actor who played the Gill Man in the underwater shots of Creature From the Black Lagoon).

Meet Mr. No Legs! Deadly professional hit-man for a drug syndicate... and a limbless cripple! With his cool wheelchair, armed with shotguns and throwing stars. His amazing kung fu skills mean trouble for everyone he confronts, even his own boss! Things get ugly when a unlucky drug dealer kills No Legs girl by accident.

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Two Theatrical Screenings Booked for A Farewell To Arm

Yes, we have two theatrical screenings booked for the short film "A Farewell To Arm" coming up. The short film is by the incredibly talented Snyder Bros. out of New York. It's featured on our Crippled Masters 3 DVD as a special feature. You can pick the DVD up at http://www.thecrippledmasters.com/

The first screening is in Queens on May 10th. More information at: http://www.egarage.tv/thegarages/view/love-vinny-vino-a-farewell-to-arm-and-more

The second screening is an OFFICIAL SELECTION of the Hoboken International Film Festival screens Saturday, June 4th, 6 PM at Cedar Lane Cinemas, 503 Cedar Lane, Teaneck, NJ 07666.

"A Farewell to Arm" from the Snyder Brothers, who brought you "Reaper Madness". A Hemingway-esque spoof of manhood via a father-son arm wrestling challenge.

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Keith Lowell Jensen - Double Plus Good Pre-sale

The pre-sale for the double disc release of "Keith Lowell Jensen - Double Plus Good" is now live and ready to go. You can pre-order the release at many online retailers like CDuniverse.com, Buy.com, DeepDiscount.com or directly at http://www.amazon.com/Jensen-Keith-Lowell-Double-Drink/dp/B004T1RATU/ref=sr_1_2?s=dvd&ie=UTF8&qid=1304466902&sr=1-2

Streets: 6/21/11

We will have the release up in the KLJ Shop very soon along with the pre-sale for Cats Made of Rabbits.




Double Plus Good: This is the amazing double disc release from comedian Keith Lowell Jensen. It includes the feature length documentary ""Why Lie? I Need a Drink"" and the hilarious stand-up comedy CD ""To The Moon"". Special features include: interview with Director Keith Lowell Jensen, theatrical trailer, TV spots, Internet promos and deleted scenes. Keith Lowell Jensen is an indie comic to watch with recent appearances on Spike TV, The George Lopez Show and at comedy clubs across the country. This is a truly hilarious double disc set that you can watch and listen to over and over agian.









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